" " Goodbye, Stick-Up-the-Ass Syndrome " " (Carlsbad Village - Carlsbad - North County - Del Mar)

Let’s be real: Sometimes healing comes with a little pain. But hey, that’s just your muscles throwing a tantrum because they forgot how to act right. I’m here to remind them they’re supposed to be Gumby—not a rigid plank trying to audition for a lumberyard. Here’s the deal: I’m Joanna, the massage therapist who’s not afraid to dig deep (literally) to help you get your body back to its happy, healthy self. Sure, there might be a moment where you’re questioning your life choices, but trust me—it’s all for the greater good. What You Get: ✨ In-Studio: $120/hr, $175 for 1.5 hrs, $230 for 2 hrs. ✨ Outcall: $195 for 1.5 hrs, $250 for 2 hrs (because I know some of y’all like to keep it cozy at home). 📍 Located in Carlsbad Village, with free parking so you don’t have to wrestle with a different kind of stress. 📞 Call or text (442) 427-0777. Or slide into my IG DMs @PacificPearlWellness Or Book Online 24 /7 www.PacificPearlWellness.org Remember: Pain is temporary, but feeling like Gumby is forever. 😉